:)
collegehumor:


Wounded Hand Dryer


All’s fair in love and making sure your hand isn’t all wet when you see a high school friend’s dad on your way back to your table.

collegehumor:

All’s fair in love and making sure your hand isn’t all wet when you see a high school friend’s dad on your way back to your table.

livelovemocha:

Me every fucking time!!

livelovemocha:

Me every fucking time!!

yeah!

yeah!

collegehumor:

The 7 Stages of Eating a Burrito
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LOL
collegehumor:


Cute Koala Absolutely Cannot Believe It


“These leaves have how many calories?”


Haha

collegehumor:

“These leaves have how many calories?”

Haha

No sleep tonight.

I don’t think you understand how much I want to rewind time, back to a time when I was happy. Back to the time, when it seemed like everything was right.

Emotions fucking suck.

Hahaha

Hahaha

the little things ive learned.

“and that is when you take a deep breath and just say fuck it because this is life and things will only get better.”

..

Ok I understand now, I was just a fucking game. You never cared from the start. It doesn’t hurt because I fell for you it hurts because you made me think you fell for me too. Damn how could I be so stupid. No matter how many times I try life just sucks..I’m done. No matter how much I wanted it to work.. I am completely done with you, so go fuck yourself.

..

Ughhh fuck you